Loretta, your piece on Medium's readership is both insightful and hilariously spot-on! Your use of terms like "Clap dashers" and "Clap pimps" made me chuckle, but it was #3, the "Comment panhandler," that truly stole the show.

Your story cleverly mirrors our quirks and tendencies in the digital reading world, reminding us to engage more authentically. It's a delightful nudge to reflect on our online interactions and perhaps strive to be more genuine. Keep sharing such gems!